Men vs. Women

I would like to share a funny comedy sketch about men and women and how their brains work.

Tale of Two Brains

The reason why this clip is so funny is because everything this man says about men and women is true. :D I hope you enjoy.

Dear Liza & Henry

We all are familiar with the children's song "There's a Hole in My Bucket". If not here are the lyrics:

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.


With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, with what?
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, a straw.

The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it.


With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?
With an ax, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With an ax, dear Henry, dear Henry, an ax.

The ax is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The ax is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it.


With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, with what?
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.

The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.
Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.


With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet, dear Liza, with what?
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water.

In what shall I carry it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In what shall I carry it, dear Liza, in what?
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, bucket.


There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

This song has always driven me nuts and I'll tell you why:

1. Liza is a bossy woman who seems to have all the answers for life's problems; however, just like every other woman on Earth she talks herself in a circle, ending up right where she started.
2. Liza is also lazy. Most women I know would get fed up with dear Henry and take over doing the chore herself. Liza, dear, is content with being all talk and no action.
3. Henry, the poor half-wit, cannot solve this simple problem. Every real man knows that you use the Handy Man's Secret Weapon: DUCT TAPE!!! Sheesh!
4. Dear Henry pulling the classic married man trick: make up a lot of excuses why he can't do the chore and ask a lot of questions. Then the wife will get sick and tired of listening to him whine and she will just take over. Unfortunately, for poor Henry, this trick fails because, again, Liza, his sweet wife is lazy.
5. Lastly, my suggestion to Henry is go to Walmart and buy a new bucket instead of complaining about it. Heck, they might be on sale. Buy a few extras so we can avoid another 10 verses of your bellyaching and your wife's ridiculous solutions.

I'm sure I could go on making incorrect society assumed judgements about Liza and Henry, but I will stop for now. I wish the best of luck to Liza and Henry and highly suggest marriage counseling.